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a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.
Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?
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Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.
Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.
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Balls. Junk. The stuff hanging from yer hips, if youre a guy. (or some girls too. All depends.) The male sex organs. They can sometimes be smelly.
Gays will find any excuse to lick the musky candy sack of another man, so now the gays are openly walking around with mistletoe strategically placed above their holly jollies in hopes that trains of suckling street homos will line up to give their package a peck under their zipper’s mistletoe. --christwire.org
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A nurse who recurrently raids the hospital's medical cabinets at work in order to support his or her drug addiction, and dependency.
The head Candy Swiper was nodding off as she proceeded to administer the saline drip.
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Someone that walks next to you while you walk in a public place to impress or make yourself seem more presentable.
Molly used Matt as her arm-candy in school to impress Colin.
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A ridiculously, obnoxiously color-coordinated fixed gear or single speed bike. The builder of the bike has spent all effort on the bike's visual appeal, with little or no regard to performance or practical riding aspects.
Common features include more than three different bright neon colors, custom painted spokes/rims, custom strung spoke patterns or "twisted" spokes, colored chains and chainrings, colored grips/bartape etc.
See tarck bike
Rolling down the street on his checkered deep V's with red spokes to match his oury's and red hubs mounted to a frame detailed with a red, white, and blue fade, he flicked his chin up and basked in the radiance of his candy bike's glory.
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Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.
"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"
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