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The neighborhood snitch.
in other words:
A person that watches everything that happens on the block or in the hood. Usually the first person to call the police
Person a: Aye mane, that old lady always lookin out the window.
Person b: Mane, that's the block captain round here, she called the police on Eric cuz she think she saw him slangin on the front porch.
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
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A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
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holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.
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Someone who is constantly correcting others. Specifically, Jason from the Walk of Shame Morning Show.
Captain Correcto! (dum-da-dummm)
Thanks a lot, Captain Correcto.
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A middle aged man sitting in your back yard with a sleevless shirt, hair on shoulders, sunbathing the guns.
Beau: Dude drive by Franks house "The Captain" is out sunbathing again.
John: Captain No Sleeves at it again.
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In sexual situations, especially those including 3 or more members, the sole individual appointed with the task of deciding if, when, and how each person's underpants (including their own) should be removed.
Although Isaac was the Underpants Captain, Zooey violated the rules by taking off her own underwear...so Audrey and Michelle kicked her out of the orgy.
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