Carl is that’s sexy beast you see across the street. if you look her direction she’ll bark at you real seductively🥰 nothing stops her form looking gorgeous and acting crazy.
Emma: have you seen Carl?
Carolyne: yeah she just barked at me, bout to go make out, wish me luck.
Carl is very hot, cute, and intelligent person. Carl will grow to 6'5 before 15 years old. Carl will easily get girls to take of there panties. Carl is also an athletic person, he mainly plays basketball with skills that is feared by everyone.
Girls: Omg! look its Carl he's so hot that i wanna be his girlfriend!
Boys: Damn Carl is taking all the girls.
carl is a nice male species
Ayooo Carl waddup, i love you so much full fucking homo dudeeeeeeeee
A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.
"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"