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the act of two very horn girls putting their steaming hott vagina's into one another on a red carpet and pretends they are making fire.
"ahhh amelia!!! come closer, we are on the red carpet!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"
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A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.
We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.
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verb
The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.
After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.
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Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.
If you want a desease goto D.C.C.
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A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.
95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.
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A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
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When you have a crush on someone that you say you don’t have a crush on them anymore
Migo is sweeping under the carpet
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