Hanging Chad

Any human excrement that hangs from ones body tenaciously, esp. Mucus.

John came in from the snow storm and had a hanging chad drooping off of his nose.

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chad move

When someone does/says something mean or insulting to another person, it is a Chad move.

"Dude, Andy slept with Nark's sister this weekend! That was such a Chad move!"

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Chad

A khaki wearing creature. who colour co-ordinates his thongs, underwear, shirts and ugly ripcurl hats. someone who denies being hairy even though everyone knows he is. he farts a lot often while saying "cop that". he is a really bad dancer but thinks he is brilliant. he is totally a horrible joke teller but can rarely be funny. he is very sexist. a much better leader than will or taryn or any other leader. he has two adorbs children who will remain name less. and is married to a cool ass lady called louise who makes amazing fairy castle cake and lets us dye her husbands hair with temporary hair spray

"phwoar that fart stinks must have been chad"

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chad

musuclar kid that thinks he’s smexy. often tall white blondes

chad

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chad

adjective:
Some white kid that might be in the college football team but has an IQ of -10.

student1: man that guy is such a chad
student 2: I know bro, he's so retarded

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chad

A douchebag with a huge ego that really likes virgin shaming. Has a huge cock, massive guns, and is in general: attractive.

D: Fucking loser. Why cant you lose your fucking virginity already? Too fucking scared, bitch?
B: Chad, shut yo bitch ass up, nigga.

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Uncle Chad

An Uncle Chad is a cis male who is willing to throw his own gender under the bus, blindly agreeing with misandrist feminist under the misguided belief that it will make him look PC & win favorability with women i.e. get laid.

Misandrist- ALL MEN ARE RAPIST! MEN ARE TRASH!
Uncle Chad- I completely agree, we have to address these issues. Toxic masculinity has to end. You are so right on sister 🙌
MISANDRIST- STOP MANSPLAINING ME YOU SEXIST PIG!
Uncle Chad- I'm sorry for my indiscretion master. If I keep agreeing with you will you let me sniff your panties?

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