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A Wendy's Family Size Chili is when a male eats an entire family sized container of chili from Wendy's and proceeds to butt fuck a female. Some time during inter-anal activities, the male removes his member from her glutial divide and vomits the entirety of the family sized Wendy's chili onto her ass. He then proceeds to re-insert his genitalia into her vaginal canal, to completion, thus attempting to make a family.
Tyler totally did the Wendy's Family Size Chili to his sister!
Hey Patch wanna do a Wendy's Family Size Chili later?
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Okay, someone needs to fucking tell me why everybody loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are stupid, stupid, stupid. They are actually a rip-off of a great alt-band, Faith No More. Listen to their song, "Epic" and then any Peppers song you'll see that it's the same. And by the way, if you happen to see the Chili Peppers, tell them to stop doing songs about sex. it's getting old! They can make music for a porn movie if they love sex so much. Green Day, Blink 182, Incubus, Linkin Park, and of course the Peppers are horrible excuses for rock. In fact, it's not even rock--it's sellout!!!!!!!
Customer: I would like a good CD
Employee: How about this Peppers CD
Customer: Fuck the peppers!
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The greatest band ever, and they have proved. The chili peppers have dropped three classic albums and kept being good through two decades. Better than any shitty bands you see today.
"a teenage bride with a baby inside gettin high on information"
"and if you want these kind of dreams its californication"
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When you're chili-dogging your sister, man!
Hey Johnny, how was the Alabama chili-dog with your sister last night?
It was even better than the Alsakan Chili-dog with my cousin last week!
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When a man ( or women) shits on a women's vagina, and presses into it.
Last night I got a German chili dog, and it was messy!
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When your thumb breaks through the T.P and your thumb gets crap on it .
Man don't shake his hand that fool always has chili ring thumb.
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the red hot chili peppers are an amazing and versital band. their current members consist of john frusciante, flea (michael balzary), anthony kiedis, and chad smith. their music is at times very funk and fun but at other times is very serious and beautiful. they have come of age gratly in the past 15 years and are worthwhile to the ears of many.
i remember when i was 11 years old and i heard my sister blasting blood sugar sex magic and i realized, "...maybe this whole backstreet boys thing is kind of gay. maybe there is other music out there with passion and meaning but can still be fun, even crazy with amazing drum, bass, and guitar solos...." i dont think i have ever felt more passionate about anything else in my life. from then on i was hooked to the red hot chili peppers. i learned everything i could about them and had my own secret crushes on every memeber while my friends were fantasizing about their n'sync gods. this made me mature in a whole different way than them. so what did i do? i got new friends but i was also finding myself. i had found something that was beautiful, pure, and natural. it was something that i had just for me. i love the red hot chili peppers so much because they gave me something that i never would have had. i soon realized that young people (even at the age of 11) are capable of so much more than they are given credit for. for example flea inspired me so much with his amazing beats that i decided to learn bass. i never thought before that i could even play music. i have come to learn every bit of information about the red hot chili peppers that i can. they helped me to branch off into different styles of music and listen to bands that i never would have heard of in a lifetime if not for them. maybe if i had discovered them when i was older they wouldnt be such a big deal to me now but im thankful that they came into my life.
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