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1. A word used in Nigerian Pidgin, meaning a term of surprise and shock.
2.It is used as a joke
Person1: You forgot your homework
Person2: I'm so dead!!!!!
Person1: Ii-choke!
An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.
RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
Pinching the clitoris while urinating
She was choking the mermaid
(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.
See Also: Choking Heatsticks
Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?
Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.
The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.
"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."
"Poor Jenny."
Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.
"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."
An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.