Phx Ninja 42 juGGalo a...awesome amazing man that will always have your back and is loyal af to a fault and is a mine
Christopher mittel is truely and honestly the man of your dreams dont let him get away
He likes his mom and dad. He also likes APG.
Christopher :) is cool!
He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$
christopher :) is big.
Ariella kelseas baby boy. The most handsome man she’s ever seen. He will make your panties wet in less than .3 seconds. He’s got the motion ;), he’s a natural born bad boy and is down for anything… he’s the little engine that could, and will take you to the best bandos leaving you sweaty and fulfilled with his sexy manly juice.
Christopher Waylin gave me a Christopher waylin last night.
Ariella kelsea Berlin and Christopher waylin carved their name in a tree and will forever be together no matter how hard things get.
A guy that says “hey” way to much
Your such a Christopher peck
The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat