clock-a-lockin

To constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, especially the way GT does it to MAria

Gay T, stop clock-a-lockin me yo.

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alarm clock song

Otherwise obscure song on the album; however, you know it the best because its the one you're effin' alarm clock is set to. And you're too lazy to change out the CD...for months. Then you hear it a year or two later and you're like...dude...the effin' alarm clock song!!!

(After hearing beginning of song on radio...)
"Dude...the alarm clock song!"

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let the clock tick

To let time pass or to stay out of something for a while

I'll advise you let the clock tick on this.

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Ball O' Clock

When it is time to kick some ass and look real good. It can also refer to a feat of awesomeness that has already been performed.

Present Tense: Come on boys, it's ball o' clock!
Past Tense: Damn, ball o' clock bro that was one hell of a shot.

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Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex

Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.

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Big Black Clock

Used to trick your friends into saying big black cock instead of clock, giving you the opportunity to call them gay.

Person 1: Yo bro I love big black clocks
Person 2: You love big black cocks?!
Person 1: No, I love big black clocks, gay ass.

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boobie alarm clock

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.

Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.

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