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When a guy is in the shower and masturbates to relieve his sexual frustration.
(cleanest way ever...)
(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
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The point when you're love runs out, someone is still loving you and that person is going to die because you have nothing left for them. When they die you are only restored to normal contentment.
That cold hearted baby mama killed him.
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The opposite of a hot minute. A cold minute is a very short period of time, usually just a few days.
Damn nigga I just seen this movie a cold minute ago, lets go see something else
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Badd . A person or thing is craking
Shorty Over there is a Cold Piece
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The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
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1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.
2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"
"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
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