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When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.
When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep
“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”
When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.
1. Term used for someone you want to sleep with or your think is hott boy or girl
2. Term used in any form of ackward silence, to alleviate tension and enforce laughter
3. its just funny
4. for those who speak abr- its ho-co, ho-co
cute guy---"ewww, hott cooter, hott cooter"
" I have really long toe hair...hott cooter, hott cooter"
A 100 % Synthetic Deer Attractant and Proprietary blend that contains no urine and is Soley owned by Dan DeWitt and is a Trademarked product belonging to Old Indian Tricks, LLC.
Cuzz's Cooter Juice is a highly effective deer attractant when used during the Rut.
A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.