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Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
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The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.
Not that thing that Maria said it was.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!
The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.
“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”