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The area between your penis and thigh.
"Today i was play'in some football, and my boxers were riding up my crotch canyon."
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when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch
I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled
person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.
"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."
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When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.
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the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.
john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch
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The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.
Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"
Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"
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Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.
Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")
Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)
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