a crush who you don’t speak to but obsess over at school from afar
“do you like nick?”
“no he’s just a school crush!”
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The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.
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From a male's perspective:
1) A female that has the looks of a rate from 6-10, 10 being hottessness
2)A JUSTAFUCK
3) Female with a hot pussy with a hot face
"baby, you just a coochie crush"
"Sia has a bad case of the coochie crush"
"you aint nothin but a coochie crush"
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the feeling you get when your in high school and notice the opposite sex. You get butterflies in you stomach and feel that you two should belong together.
I have a teen crush on Billy from my English class :
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Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"
"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
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A band crush is when a person obsesses over a band/musician that they like. This could include constantly or repeatedly listening to their music within a short amount of time, to obessivly researching them (including personal lives.) In some extreme cases of band-crushing, the crusher will protect the crushee from any form of criticism whether from friends or others.
"I've read all about (insert band/musician here)! I even know their pet's names!"
"Dude, you've got a total band-crush going on"
"Hey, have you heard (insert band here)'s new single? it's a real let down"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"Woahh man, don't have a band crush!"
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Falling hopelessly in love with the partner you lost your virginity to.
Such a shame she doesn't realize she's only tripping on a virginity crush." "Yea, that guy she's with is such a tool.
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