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When you have patrolled or surveyed a party or group of people, looked for possible pick ups and have narrowed down the choices to a few you could date.
Dude 1: Bro have you found anyone interesting here yet?
Dude 2: Ya man, im pretty up-to-date.
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A date consisting of mating in one's room.
Hey Taylor, do you think you could clear out of here this evening? I've got a roommate date.
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Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.
There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"
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A politically correct and evasive term for racist dating
Many people come up with this as an excuse to only date particular races because they "cannot help being attracted to a specific group of people"
The UN defines racial discrimination as "any distinction, exclusion, restriction or PREFERENCE based on race, colour, descent, or national or ethnic origin ..."
Believe it or not, many people also refuse to date their own race/ethnicity - that is also racist, no matter how you look at it
Person 1: Man, that girl just turned me down because I wasn't black!
Person 2: She can't help it man; she only finds black people attractive
Person 1: What? That's racist!
Person 2: No man, it's "dating preference", get it right!
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A date for prom/other social gathering that asks you to go with them and then disappears into obscurity and avoids contact with the person they asked until said event. The end result is a very awkward situation that makes the receiver of the date request wonder why they even said yes in the first place.
Dude 1: "Dude 2, who's Pam going to prom with?"
Dude 2: "Ummm, I have no idea Dude 1, I think its Chad"
Dude 1: "Oh yeahh, Chad asked her like two weeks ago but they haven't seemed to talk since..."
Dude 2: "That's mad awk man, hes such a Deadbeat date to her."
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dating moth is a stupid bitch with curly hair that hoes around on Minecraft
Omg you eat too much you’re such a dating moth
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When you have been taken out with out realizing it is a date. After this unknown date you are told it was a date.
One day after crew I caught a bite to eat with a guy friend and had a nice long conversation. Needless to say later in the night I was caught off guard...
Andy: Did you enjoy our magical 2 hours and 3 minute date?
Jess: ::confused look at computer screen:: what date?
Andy: :: confused look at computer screen:: Our ambush date,duh!
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