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When someone goes into a very sad state -after breaking up
-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.
Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.
The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.
Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character
I watch IT and I see Richie Tozier and now I have Richie Depression
DM Depression is a condition that you gain when everyone is too busy for a session, and constantly canceling and rescheduling last minute. Symptoms may include: sadness, pessimism, loss of passion, and a desire to just give up on your story.
Player 1: sorry, I’m too busy again, can we reschedule to next week?
DM: sure…
Player 2: are you okay?
DM: I’m just going through some DM Depression
Lil Depression is the hottest rapper of the year, just listen to his newest and most hottest rap “A Depressville State of Mind.”
By lil depression
A Rap
A Depressville State of Mind (The The Lil Depression Cereal Hip Hop)
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, jim, it's time.
It's time, jim (aight, jim, begin).
Straight out the idiotic dungeons of rap.
The snake drops deep as does my mouse.
I never mayonnaising, 'cause to mayonnaising is the sleep paralysis demon of spouse.
Beyond the walls of teeth, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Depressville state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The stupid snake?
You complain about my sleep paralysis demon named jim.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lake.
I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.
Depressed, anxious, mayonnaise on an escalator, like a hen
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a den.
I can't take the my sleep paralysis demon named jim, can't take the fan.
I woulda tried to runk I guess I got no plan.
I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.
Yea, yaz, in a Depressville state of mind.
A mayoed cat is quite the mat.
Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).