don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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Don't Shit December

When you don't shit for the entire month of december. It can be very dangerous, but it's a fun activity.

Good luck!

-Hey, have you heard of Don't Shit December?
-No, is that a shit version of No Nut november?

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Don't Bust A Herpe

It basically means to chill out, and not make a big deal about something.
Like "don't have a cow" only cooler.

Ex:
Amanda: "I am sick of always being the one to clean up around here! You'd better start cleaning up after yourself or I'm going to sleep with your brother again."

Jason: "Fineee damn, don't bust a herpe over it."
Jason: "And leave my brother out of this!"

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I Don't Know

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?
Abbot: No, Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base.
Abbot: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?"
Abbot: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know
Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!

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don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

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don't even trip

Don't even think about it! To put something so far out of your mind that it is useless to you and others.

Don't even trip about this because that fool will not get any of my money.

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Bitch Don't Bite It

A phrase that dudes yell when a chick is giving you head and then bites your dick.

"When Lance bit down on K-Dogg's wang he screamed out in a loud moan 'Bitch Don't Bite It'!"

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