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Elis is the baddest bitch ot there.
person 1: who is the baddest bitch?
person 2: Elis!!!!
an eli is a sweetie. he is also a filthy street whore. an eli is most likely short with an under average peepee. he is very fruity yet very straight and is not afraid to be a judgy little queen. he sucks at fingering but apparently gives great head. he’s a good friend to have, but being his girlfriend is probably very scary. he’s a pretty good hookup as long as you keep his sausage fingers away from your puthé.
he totally went eli on my vagina i’m in so much pain
really cool but really gay. in love with a white man for no reason. mean in a good way (aka lynx but non-black)
“who’s eli?”
“the reason poc solidarity can exist”
This is the type of guy who buys two Doritos bags at the same time. He also likes to show all of his mobile games are talk about strategy’s for them. He doesn’t go to school very often. He’s the guy who farms girls on Snapchat. He wears roadmen style but he can’t shank man up.
Oscar- I’m very hungry
Vincent- let’s just go to Elis and eat there he can’t stop us.
Viggo- what a good idea
Elis- Amandela grabbar what the hell
Probably smart, but also fucking ugly. Can give good advice. You might be an Eli. Most Eli's are scared of women.
Person 1: I can't remember how a jet engine works.
Person 2: I'll call Eli...
Elis a person who really likes snus. He usually wears a flannel jumberjack shirt with a leather jacket. Big fat leather boots are cool thinks Elis. Elis shlong is defined as an opened fire hydrant when he ejaculates.
Is that Elis?
No, it's his shlong.