middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
The act of ordering a large iced latte from Dunkin Doughnuts and while double teaming the cashier pour it in their mouth and asshole for a foamy whipped cream clap.
Hi welcome to Dunkin Doughnuts, how may I help you? Yeah can I get a double edged special latte. Oh my... *call the cops*
a festival where everyone goes to edge
I can’t wait to edge at edge fest
A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel
Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection
Someone who acts edgy but just ends up making everyone else uncomfortable
“The edge fest girl won’t stop self diagnosing herself”
A group having an orgy but not one of them get to finish.
Other wise known as an edgin orgy
A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff
Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University