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Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.
Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!
Eli; A stupid idiot that nobody cares about or a person who is ugly and bad at everything
You're such an Eli
The best damn husband I've ever had and the only husband probably-. He is very handsome and sexy even though when I tell him he wont believe me-...
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
"Eli is so hot im a SIMP lol XD"
Meme lord. Often makes fun of Marcus loves fortnite and gets angry very esaly
Eli1 can you be any uglier
Marcus1yhea
a cool guy that cant live more than 2 mins without making a racist joke
oh my god eli si so fucking racist