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A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.
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Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed
"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"
"Nah thats too early, how about 8"
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Big ass, beautiful asian eyes, white skin and an east london accent. The fruit salad of all fruit salads. Really loud and absolutely crazy. A hot bitch who is a total freak in and out of bed. Mainly out though. Kinda weird but very lovable. Bubbly and fun and never boring. Faithful and sweet pretty much perfect. Hard to tie down but once you love her you never stop. Once you have been englsih chinese Jamaican you never go back. EVER. YOu can't. even if you try.
Charlotte Crossfield is a english chinese jamaican girl
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The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.
While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.
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the english teacher that constantly gives you homework, and one that you really think is a lesbian O.o She is also the reason you are on urban dictionary in the first place. And right now she is giving me a death stare
Person 1: What subject do you have next?
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.
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(a) an English person who likes to fuck people in the ass
(b) an Englishman who likes to fuck his friends in the ass
I saw a guy on the bus today wearing a pink shirt and yapping about how is latte was too hot and thought "What an English ass fucker!"
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stylizing with great pinash. a phrase commonly used by southern californian motocross racers after accomplishing a large "whip" and/or other stylish act.
"Daaang, DVO just put some ENGLISH on it over that triple"
"Jooci-J just put some ENGLISH on it at Racetown"
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