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dirty eric

a sex act in which a younger gay guy farts in the face of an older gay act, then is spanked by the older gay guy.

This place smells like someone was doing the dirty eric in here.

by peoplearewierd August 21, 2009

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Guitar player who has gone from being called "God" by playing a bastardized form of the blues in garage bands (Yardbirds) and psychedelic hippie bands (Cream, Blues Breakers, Blind Faith, Derek and the Domino's), to a solo artist using the same ploy of playing the white man blues. Since his hey day in the mid 70s, he's cautiously made albums that cater to his fans, never venturing too far from his middle of the road style blues and mid tempo rock he started playing in the 70s. His fan base is primarily white guys who claim to like the blues, but only if played by 'guitar heroes' and would never venture to the south side of Chicago, or stray from Beale St in Memphis. They like their blues done beer commercial style.

Its questionable if any of his material from the last 25 years has any relevance musically, with the exception of "Tears In Heaven", a quiet, heartfelt song about the death of his toddler son. So called "die hard Clapton fans" hate this song of course, becuase it introduced Clapton to a middle of the road audience and was a big hit, oh, and because "it didn't rock, dude".

Frat boy in 1978, "Eric Clapton is the best blues player there is, man."

by Oh Welles September 7, 2006

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Eric and Betty

Eric and Betty are the sexiest people in the world. An Eric was born to be with a Betty and vice versa. Betty are so fond of Eric's, they are great couples, if either a Betty or an Eric find the other, they should never let them go.

The most perfect couple in the world is Eric and Betty

by Anonymousssssss222 September 1, 2008

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