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The act of asking a friend to do something on your behalf on Facebook, because you don't have access to Facebook. Usually because you deleted your Facebook.
"Hey David, I need a Facebook favor. Can you look up Sarah and see if she got back in a relationship with that one dude. I'd do it myself but I deleted my Facebook."
The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.
I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.
The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.
(Facebook wit conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)
Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture?
Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!
Susie: (8:04): ROFL!
(Real conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting...
(Crickes chirping)
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Usually found at WTF, Welcome to Facebook, is a term first designed by Mark Zuckerberg himself. He made this shortened word to explain to people, "Facebook IS something different!" Give or take a few weeks, and people had turned its common use on facebook for bad. Thereby, turning..WTF... to What the Fuck, instead of Welcome to Facebook.
Dude1 - "Hey, where's Bob?"
Dude2 - "He got in troubl, because yesterday, his dad made a facebook, and he told him WTF, and told him that it meant "Welcome to Facebook", then his dad proceeded to message every one of his friends.... "WTF"!
Dude1 - "Yeah..... "
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A girl or boy who you have never met, looks attractive on facebook or on any other social network, but in real life when you finally meet them, you think wow that person is not attractive at all and has disgusting characteristic. Facebook pretty shows that pictures can be deceiving.
Ah, dude this girl pictures on facebook was hot but when i saw her in person, she had all this acne on her.
I'd totally do her facebook body, but not her real body.
"How come you called that date off with that boy?"
"He's nice, and he had a facebook hot picture, but in real life he's not.
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It is a way to show how much of a douche bag you are. Facebook noobs are known to go crazy with a whole bunch of random, pointless, and meaningless applications installed on the profile. But the usage of facebook applications usually die down for most people.
There are only a few good, clean, fun Facebook Applications in existence, without ads, without spam, and without invites.
Joey: You know Ross has like 100 random Facebook Applications installed on his profile.
Rachel: Yea, he's such a douche bag.
Joey: Was I once like that, when I started Facebook.
Rachel: We all were like that at some point in time.
Joey: The only Facebook Applications I use are the clean ones, like gaming applications.
Rachel: Me too, by the way, I beat your score at Tetris.
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respecting someones privacy on Facebook when sitting next to them
tom you asshole stop creeping on my Facebook.. show some Facebook courtesy
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