The Ugly Fairy is the βGreat Equalizerβ in the game of military deployments. The Ugly Fairy is always there to meet all of the Iraq Cinderellas, Iraq Princesses, Guantanahoes and every other CHUD, Troll, Chupacabre and Ogre posing as gorgeous women.
You will find the Ugly Fairy on the return flight or even on the ferry to Leeward smacking those bitches across the chops with her Ugly Stick. Some especially evil transgressors are sometimes smacked multiple times. Once this has happened, there is justice and universal balance is restored.
Army Dude 1: Hey, get a look at that!
Army Dude 2: What happened? Five minutes ago she was so beautiful.
Army Dude 1: Yeah right⦠Looks like the Ugly Fairy smacked that bitch.
Army Dude 2: Like about fifty timesβ¦β¦
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Those people who are generally unacceptable in day to day crowds, like the hairy sweaty fat man in a mosh pit..!! A potato fairy has tendencies to believe any lie presented to them and can be easily manipulated to do the bidding of those with higher intellect..
i just convinced her that our school has and underground dungeon...what a potato fairy
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A female who is found in the company of gay men, esp. young fag hag
Trevor and his fairy tail were at the gay bar tonight.
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sarizzle-yo inka
inka-yo! whts new
sarizzle-well...the feminine fairy camre by last night!
inka-tres lovely
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A person over the age of 10 who enjoys participating in Skateboarding or Soccer(both are equally and undeniably gay).
Also, but less commonly would include homosexual men who enjoy playing with another mans feet or pleasuring themself with the feet of another man. This is no more or less gay than the prior 2 examples.
Cool guy 1: Look at that FOOT FAIRY skateboarding to a soccer game!!
Cool girl 1: Ha ha, if he gets hurt his boyfriends gonna be pissed!
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