Random
Source Code
Random
when digital signal backs up and then releases and you hear a 5 minute conversation or music in like 3 seconds.
The digital fart sounds like the chipmonks only faster
Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."
Flatulence that has passed faeces nearing readiness for excretion in the rectum prior to ventilation. The flatulence therefore takes on some extra characteristics related to the faeces, and can be readily identified as a Poo Fart by those nearby.
I just did a poo fart and now my wife is insisting I go to the toilet. Instead, I will simply do more as I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied in this shambles of a marriage.
Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.
Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.
"Dude, Bill farted!"
*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"
Something so toxic that when you inhale it you will die. The worst part is that his farts are silent but deadly that means you wont know he farted until it is too late. If Kairu says he farted just accept your fate and die to the fart.
Example of Kairu's Farts:
Guys run Kairu farted its gonna go nuclear.
Also
Guys if Kairu farts run for you lives.
Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.
Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!
The pinnacle of comedy..
7 Year Old Kid: *fart noise*
The Whole Class: LMAO xd HE POO POO'D xd
1👍 1👎