Fat and/or swollen feet which puff up and out of the tops of shoes, much like baking bread rising out of a breadpan.
Bread pan feet are often accompanied by cankles and are most commonly found on older women.
Did you see gramma's bread pan feet busting out of her church shoes? I think we need to take her to the orthopaedic shoe store.
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A cartoon character based in the stone age that has square-looking feet that are excellent for peddling cars. Often hard to find shoes to fit such odd looking feet.
It's a good thing Chris has Fred Flintstone Feet to get him where he needs to go since he was a TARD and got his bike stolen.
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Swap meet feet is:
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.
Oh man she is Sooo super hot, but did you see her feet? ...She had a hammer toe and swap meet feet from waaay back.
In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?
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Simple past of "have cold feet" = To be timorous or afraid; have second thoughts
"Ellen was coming too, but she had cold feet"
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Something you don't want shoved up your ass.
A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!
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Quit fucking with me or I'll make u six feet deep!
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Feet so foul they cause everyone around you to have a transient stroke at a whiff. If left untreated, has the capacity to instill madness, violence, and depression in those who have the displeasure of filling their nostrils with the odors of Satan.
"Ay I heard that 22 year old girl got some stank-ass feet yo"
"Damn yo that girl needs some febreze or some shit for her stank-ass feet"
"Pooja provides some phenomenal therapy, but why she gotta put those stank-ass feet in my face as I pour out my heart? This is some unprofessional shit right here, fam."
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