Chocolate Finger

A chocolate finger is where you are making out with a girl and you slip her the finger but instead of inserting it it accidentally ends up in the ass.
This commonly occurs in a drunk or disorientated state.

When this happens, the nickname chocolate fingers usually sticks with them for a long time

1)"Haha Dave got smashed on friday and chocolate fingered some girl behind the pub!"

2)"here i go"
"umm wrong hole..."
"Wahay Choco-fingers!"

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Toe Fingers

A term used by 1 teen girl to address the type of fingers the passenger in her car has.

What the hell is toe fingers?
I don't know. Just a stupid Rogers commercial anyways.

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Gorilla Fingers

Huge ass blunts, thick and tight, only rolled by the best.

Brendan:Yo that kid Jeff rolls fucking gorilla fingers for blunts.

Kurt: You think so?

Brendan: Yea man, not as big as Calvins though. He rolls cannons!

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cock fingering

Sticking a finger in the male urethra for sexual gratification.

I saw this video online of some chick cock fingering this guy. Ouch!

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two fingers

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2 fingers

2 ounces. 1 finger = 1 ounce. Used when ordering a drink like a martini or shot.

"Hey barkeep...give me 2 fingers of gin and make it dirty"

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super finger

A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi"

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."

I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.

Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi

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