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an old man that can't get a hard on.
I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.
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when a bitch called phoebe goes up to you and roasts you so you say she has a flat chest and as she laughs you firmly grab her testicles and chest causing you to be canceled
I just did a flat chest phoebe during lunch.
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Butt that bubbles, plateaus, then rounds again towards the legs.
An old lady who has sat for too many years on her bubble butt and begins to flatten but yet still round forming a flat bubble butt.
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Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip/fall.
See also flat tire.
When I gave him an atomic flat tire, everyone laughed.
Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.
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Noun. A type of marijuana that has thin buds or buds that have been compressed in a flattened fashion. Does not necessarily have to originate from or have any correlation to Arizona.
Dude, this shit we got from our weed man looks straight off the brick. Its some serious arizona flat bud.
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Absolutely no tits whatsoever, like c-list celebrity Tara palmer Tomkinson.
however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides
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Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.
I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!
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