A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.
Wesley, you can't just ram your hog foot into my new stiletto! They're expensive.
1. occurs when one steps in a large pile of poop and most of the log sticks to the bottom of the foot or shoe.
2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.
1. Thanks to the neighbors dog, I got the worst snicker foot when I was mowing their lawn.
2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!
Cheddar foot/feet: a condition whereas, a personβs foot or feet, smell like rotten cheese and when rubbed against a course surface, leave a trail of dead foot... giving the appearance of fresh parmigian cheese.
Everywhere she walked, she left a trail of cheddar foot. She should cover up her cheddar feet, and not wear sandals,
When your dog proceeds to sit down, but instead of sitting on the floor puts their butthole on your foot.
Ahhhhh! Get off me fido! You just gave me pucker foot! Now I have poop on my ErrForceOnes!
when your sitting on the couch and someone keeps rubbing their feet against you in a creepy way
Ew, you foot creeper, stop touching me
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Masturbating with your foot/feet.
Remove pants, get a boner, the proceed to do intense butterfly stretches while having your foot/feet stroke your penis.
WARNING: May be painful and will cause very flexible legs.
Guy 1: "What you do last night, man?"
Guy 2:"Hanged out with Fatisha the Foot ya know... Watch me touch my toes!"
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Ship Foot - when the toenail is busted and bloody or its coming off. Cause by dropping something on it. Came from Cornish sailor language I believe.
Jack "That toe looks mangled"
Clara "Yeh bad case of ship foot, I rolled my car over it yesterday"
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