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the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 8, 2015


earth kingdom

A nation in avatar the last airbender it contains a blind badass a huge wall conspiracy theories government corruption a crazy old king and a super friendly bear. home to all earth benders if you pick a fight with someone you are going to get hurt and remember "there is no war in ba-sing-sae

Did you here that the earth kingdom just fell to the fire nation

by Puglorf November 22, 2021


Earth-wide

Synonym of global.

The internet is earth-wide.

by Dan Evans July 18, 2018


Largest animal on earth

ur mom

person 1: what is the largest animal on earth?
person 2: ur mom

by Hawkey21212121 May 26, 2021


Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 21, 2015


The Person That Made Earth Day

haha funny

"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"

by spicy master September 28, 2020


Whitest Name on Earth

Howard Waynesboro

Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth

by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023