French whack

the act of placing the erect male genitalia i.e. fuck stick, between two lucious female breasts

Me: "Your sister gave me a French whack last night!"
You: "What the fuck is a French whack?"
Me: "It's a titty fuck!"

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French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

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french onion

ashley bowen; a girls smelly vagina

dont go near french onion, she may have a disease

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French Letter

what hot girls call Les Condom

whispered "do you have a french letter?"

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French Victories

The Common misprint of the phrase 'French Losses.'

Teacher: You are to do a report on French Victories.
Student: Don't you mean French Losses?
Teacher: Yes, all the same.

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french taco

a vagina that doesn't like Americans. usually with fangs

i met this wicked hot chick but she had a french taco, like mariah carey

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french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

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