1. Someone that has an abundance of crack or other illegal drugs on their person.
2. Someone that sells large amounts of drugs on the streets.
1. The day after Shortie received her monthly pay check she'd be a ghetto pinata.
2. If you're looking for some crack you better hit up the local ghetto pinatas.
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Using the shipping supplies from one courier company to ship a package via another courier, thereby saving money on office supplies.
"Dude, you printed your FedEx shipping label on one of the DHL label sheets."
"Yeah, it fits perfectly on the page, and DHL gives us these label sheets for free."
"That's some ghetto shipping, man."
"You know it."
After an accident, replacing the damaged panels on your car with ones off another car that is a different colour, meaning your car has panels of differing colours.
My cars ghetto harlequin because I haven't had a chance to get it painted yet.
A trashcan made from turning a stool upside down and putting a bag on the inside.
Ryan: The janitor took all the wastebackets from the room and I've got all this stuff to throw away.
Tom: Its ok, here's a stool. I'll make a ghetto trashcan.
The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.
Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?
Random usage:
He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.
Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.
While walking around downtown Seattle, some friend and I saw a few window displays that could only be described as ghetto but pricey! Thus, I coined the term "ghetto-posh." Not quite classy, but not cheap or skanky either...
Ghetto-Posh: an item, event, person, or anything that is very pricey to purchase or put on, but is styled to be dirty, worn, trashy, or cheap.
My cousin threw a ghetto-posh pimp and hoe party at her 200-acre ranch.
That ripped, faded denim purse from Neiman's is ghetto-posh!!!
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When you're walking down the street downtown and there are a bunch of police cars with their lights on at a crime scene. You run up with a bunch of friends by the cop cars and dance by the flashing lights.
Person #1: "Hey do see those cop cars, something bad must have gone down."
Person #2: "Dude! Let's go Ghetto Rave by the cars!"
Person #1: "Yeah ok...and I've got some crystal meth we can do!"
Person #2: "Dude are you stupid!? They're cop cars!!!"
Person #1: "Oh yeah...haha."
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