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girlfriend duty

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.

Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!

by Burger King Diamond June 11, 2011

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Girlfriend

Something I don't have. :(

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
My friend: No, mine's dead.

by Markus Vanbugo October 7, 2019

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Girlfriend

Either the best or worst decision of your life. For instance a girlfriend can make you a happy man (or woman if you're a lesbian) but one can also make you have the shittiest time of your life.

Example 1: Man my girlfriend is the best. She got me the best gift ever.
Example 2: Dude my girlfriend gave me herpes. She didn't even tell me about it either.

by United_States_of_Memes November 23, 2018

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Girlfriend.

Something you’ll never have

You will never have a girlfriend.

by Xx_pussyslayer15_xX April 14, 2018

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re-girlfriend

A woman, an ex-girlfriend, that a man rekindles a relationship with.

Lamont: Man, didn't I see you kickin' it with yo crazy ass ex-girlfriend last night?

Benny: Yeah, but she knew how to work it better than the rest, ya dig? I had to get back at that, so she's my re-girlfriend, ya heard??

by the original black bear March 26, 2010

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girlfriend day

A day where you have to post your girlfriend on any day of june. It doesn’t apply to straight people!

A. Oh my! It’s appreciate your girlfriend day for me today!
B. Really? I plan on doing it tomorrow!

by girlfriend day June 30, 2021

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Text Girlfriend

A girl who's been dumped via text.

Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.

by rocketman33 October 13, 2009

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