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Urine sports. What you get from expensive hookers before you decide to run for President of the United States.
Man, who would have thought Trump was into Golden Showers?
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An obscenely hot girl seen in a public place where it is situationally innappropriate to strike up a conversation with her
A man walks out of the men's room and sees an amazingly beautiful woman walking into the women's room.
Man: "Oh my God she's so gorgeous I wish I could talk to her."
A stranger walks up
Stranger: "Yeah what a Golden Goose."
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beautiful, yet firm breats; so good that they could be worth money
She had a fuzzy lumpkin but golden titties, so it was all worth it
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When someone urinates on the back of a persons head, using a circular motion to form the shape of a yamaka
I gave Yesenia's mom a Golden Yamaka last night and she loved it!
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Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.
The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!
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No fat bitches.
Guy 1: Yo ima nail the chick, I don’t care if she looks like a Manatee.
Guy 2: Dude don’t. Remember, the golden rule: no fat bitches.
Guy 1: Dude you’re right, my bad.
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