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setting fire to and/or burning your guitar
how to hendrix a guitar
*person smashing guitar*
person 2: what the hell man?
person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!
When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand
My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo
A guitar tuned in a way that intentionally sounds out of tune.
Nothing's better than Boo Bob's Barnyard Blitz, hearing Wohunk on bass, Beewick on drums, and good ol' Boo Bob on down home juicy guitar.
One of my tt bestis, very snazzy
1. Ayo do you follow @lammys._.guitar?
2. No who's that
1. Heccing uncultured
A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph
David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.
Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!