Have You Eaten?

This is a question typically asked by Nigerians to show care or pretend to worry about your 'stomach'. The question 'have you eaten?' is sometimes met with silence, heavy sigh, or a lie. And If the reply is 'I haven't eaten', there is a chance you will hear 'Go and cook na'.

The question could also suggest strong term of endearment.

The phrase is exactly what you get If someone likes you

It's also an annoying question we love to hear, even though we act like we don't

Three words that have lost their originally intended meaning

A serious inquiry that should not be taken seriously

Boy: Have you eaten?
Girl: Why are you asking?

Boy: I care about you.

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dont have a spasm!

don't get too excited!

wen in a situation that isnt verry funny, but one unecessary person thinks it is and laughs uncontrollably... that wud be an oppertunity to say this.

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in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

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milk have milk

when your a furry but also bowser

friend- i have milk
you- but my milk have milk
friend- *dies*

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We have a hulk

The proper and only response to "I have an army"

"I have an army", "We have a hulk".

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Having a laugh inne?

Having a laugh aren't you?

Used in online games when someone trys ripping you right off.

Person 1:How much will you pay for this?
Person 2:Erm not sure how much you want?
Person 1:(Mazzively overpriced number here)
Person 2:HAVING A LAUGH INNE??
Person 1:wtf?
Person 2:lol matt you see that?

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Have their cake and eat it to

1. when someone owns something but is still seeking more of it to benefit from it, especially from another party

2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.

First the record labels shut down Napster aned Grokster. Now t hey want to have their cake and eat it to by proposing a tax to destroy internet radio.

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