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Cody Henryed

having an unusually round head, rectangular half frame glasses, and to hit on girls wider then they are tall. this act is frowned apon and highly illeagle due to beastiality laws

person 1: wow... that kid is fucked up
person 2: no hes just cody henryed
person 1: same thing
person 2: tru that

by HorrisPMcTitties April 19, 2010

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Henry Hoover

When a young woman has sex 24-7 with a henry hoover, sometimes a partner is needed, prefferably a male with a Hetti hoover.
And then makes a video of it.

'Yo fish lips, do you wanna make some henry Hoover porn tonight?'

by Instant-orgasm June 19, 2009

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Taking the Henry Michael

Someone who tends to throw people under the bus a lot.

Taking the Henry Michael If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.

by topbantslad April 6, 2017

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Dr. Henry Killinger

A character in the Venture Brothers universe. Appearing in the episode I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills. Dr. Killinger is a foreigner who goes around toting his "Magic Murder Bag" and ends up becoming The Monarchs new #2. In the end of the episode he manages to reunite The Monarch with Dr. Girlfreind, thus putting and end to The Monarchs loneliness.

"My name is Dr. Henry Killinger, and this is my magic murder bag"

by Robert Mansouri September 30, 2006

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John W Henry

John W Henry is the cheapskate owner of Liverpool Football Club and the Boston Red Sox. Instead of putting money into Liverpool’s team he’d rather buy himself his 50th yacht. Usually goes behind fans’ backs in search of more greed with the prime example being the European Super League, which he only backed out after being slaughtered by the fans, ex players and media.

He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.

He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.

LFC Fan 1: “Where’s the money John?”

LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”

LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”

by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum September 3, 2021

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Antoine-Henri Jomini

Swiss-French general and military theorist. After a volunteer stint with the French army (1798 – 1800), he wrote his Treatise on Grand Military Operations, 5 vol. (1805). He was appointed staff colonel in 1805 by Napoleon I, who had read his book. He was created a baron after the Treaties of Tilsit (1807). He rose to the post of chief of staff, but unjust treatment by his superiors prompted him to resign (1813), and thereafter he fought for France's enemy, Russia. Of his numerous later works on military history and strategy, the best known are Principles of Strategy (1818) and Summary of the Art of War (1838). He was the first to fix divisions between strategy, tactics, and logistics, and his systematic attempt to define the principles of warfare made him a founder of modern military thought.

"A state attacked by another which renews an old claim rarely yields it without a war: it prefers to defend its territory, as is always more honorable. But it may be advantageous to take the offensive, instead of awaiting the attack on the frontiers." - Antoine-Henri Jomini

by Dancing with Fire October 12, 2011

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All because of HENRY

When you say this you got a blame henry like you have to and when you life goes wrong blame it on henry

Andy - bro I lost FUCK

Gio - bro wanna know why we lost

Both - ALL BECAUSE OF HENRY

by Big Andy on yt July 15, 2022