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hitlist, shortlist, hip-hop, wack mc, dead mc, dead 2Pac, dead Biggie
A hip-hop hitlist is a list compiled for the purpose of organizing the most logical sequence of assassinations to be carried out on individuals who have been identified as contributing factors to the death of true hip-hop. These so-called "artists" have been manufactured and promoted by a heartless record industry intent on commandeering control over a grassroots culture that was born in the streets of South Bronx and thrived for nearly twenty years before businessmen and basketball stars got involved. It was determined in 1996 that the only way to make the message of hip-hop heard by a shockingly ignorant public was to silence the voices with which it must compete. This led to the necessary extermination of Tupac Shakur and Christopher Wallace, better known as 2Pac and Notorious B.I.G., respectively (or DISrespectively - Rest In Pieces fucking devils!). These were only the first two necessary exterminations in an ongoing campaign to cleanse hip-hop of the filth that big business has dumped on OUR premises.
hip-hop hitlist
1. 2Pac
2. Biggie
3. ?
4. Eminem
5. Ludacris
6. 50 Cent (if not killed first by The Game.)
7. The Game (if not killed first by 50 Cent.)
8. Jay-Z
9. Diddy (or whatever the fuck he wants to be called on his forthcoming tombstone.)
10. Master P ("Take your basketball and stick it up your ass!" - Kool Kieth)
I could keep going, but I'll stop at 10, a nice round number reminiscent of Biggie's fat fucking corpse.
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The act of screaming HIP CHECK next to a random stranger in a very deep, seductive voice, then performing said action on said stranger. You then perform a quick party boy on said stranger, and proclaiming your new ownership of this "Hipchecked" stranger.
Spagett walked down the hall when he saw some fat guy. He walked beside him and said, "HIP CHECK!' While slamming his hip into this fat man. After the check, Spagett party boys the fat man, and proclaims his ownership, or says, "YOU MY BITCH NOW FOOL!"
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Tupac was the King of Hip Hop until his death. He initially was to pass it on, but the loyalists of King Pac decided to be ruled under the spirit of King Pac. Until recently, we remained under his holy spirits rule until we decided on King Eminem to take over for him with the treaty of MMLP2. He was soon overthrown by Kendrick Lamar with his "To Pimp A Butterfly'" Act that was most favourable. Now we are under rule of King K. Dot! All hail the king!
Tupac was the greatest King of Hip Hop that ever lived, though Kendrick Lamar is ringing up as a close second! If you don't agree, listen to 'To Pimp A Butterfly' all the way through with no stops or skips and you'll soon agree!
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The act of swooping in on someone flirting with someone of sexual interest and stealing the conversation away from him or her
Dude I was gonna hook up with Ashley last night, then Austin hip checked me and took her home
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Crapulous is defined as the following (by way of dictionary.com) :
crap·u·lous krap-yuh-luhs
–adjective
1. given to or characterized by gross excess in drinking or eating.
2. suffering from or due to such excess.
The capitalized "RAP" in " cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessness " is a reference to the musical genre of the same name. It can also be defined as follows:
Rap 4 (rÇp)
n.
1. Slang A talk, conversation, or discussion.
2. a. A form of popular music developed especially in African-American urban communities and characterized by spoken or chanted rhyming lyrics with a strong rhythmic accompaniment.
b. A composition or performance of such music.
"HIP" in the word "cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessness", refers to the term given to label something as being popular and contemporary. It can be defined as follows:
hip4 /h?p/
–adjective
1. familiar with or informed about the latest ideas, styles, developments, etc.: My parents aren't exactly hip, you know.
2. considered aware of or attuned to what is expected, esp. with a casual or knowing air; cool: The guy was not at all hip—a total nerd.
3. in agreement or willing to cooperate; going along: We explained our whole plan, and she was hip.
HIP-HOP refers also to the musical genre of the same name. it can be define as follows:
Hip-hop /?h?p?h?p/
–noun
1. the popular subculture of big-city teenagers, which includes rap music, break dancing, and graffiti art.
2. rap music. –adjective
3. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of this subculture: the hip-hop generation.
The "HOPelessness" in "cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessnesss" , refers to a hoplessness within and without the " Rap" and "Hip Hop" genre. Hopelessness can be defined as follows:
Hopelessness /?ho?pl?s/
–adjective
1. providing no hope; beyond optimism or hope; desperate: a hopeless case of cancer.
2. without hope; despairing: hopeless grief.
Therefore ,
cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessness
can be defined as follows:
cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessness
krap-yuh-luhs-/h?p//?ho?pl?s/
-adjective
1. An excessive intake , on purpose or otherwise, of "RAP" music, leading to an unseen obsession with being "HIP", meaning popular and "going along" with the mainstream. The constant exposure resulting in a dumbfounding hopelessness within the " HIP HOP" lifestyle, sometimes leading to suicidal (and in extreme cases homicidal) actions.
1. Recently the local restaurant had lost many customers due to it's cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessness taste in mood music.
2. Yesterday while skateboarding , Joey broke his foot trying to tail slide a hand rail . Joey was skating with some friends whom recall a cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessness demeanor overcoming his entire body just as a passing car was blasting out some " Crunk " beats.
3. The doctors report has confirmed that the freakish death of the young teenager while driving his new vehicle to a friends house while listening to lil Jon's latest C.D. is an unfortunate result of suicidal depression. Thus the teenager took his young life along with his girlfriend and two other young males in the back-seat. The cause of death; cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessness.
4. Several ipods and C.D. players have been seen being smashed in a furious and sometimes apathetic thrust towards the ground , at shopping malls, towards baby momma's babies, or dumpsters, in what appears to be a sudden onset of cRAPulous-HIP-HOPelessness.
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A large group of inbred, unoriginal, unintelligent, talentless, inferior retards that dress like female clowns (silly sideways hats, cheap jewelry, ugly & baggy unatractively colorful clothes) and contribute nothing to society except crime, poverty, and... well, they DO contribute something to society actually: LAUGHTER - everyone laughs at them.
As the hip hop community continues to support gay talentless "rappers," whitey sits back and counts all the money.
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People who know Hip Hop is only about Rims Bitches and money
I dont need one. Go watch BET for 13 seconds.
Hip Hop Haters have a valid point.
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