an expression native to the westcoast of BC used to describe the confusion that arises when you can't tell if someone has spent a lot of money and time, trying to achieve the..."I-just-woke-up-this-morning-and-rolled-out-of-bed-and-didn't-even-look-in-the-mirror look or literally doesn't have a home.
Walking down the street with your girlfriends....
"Hey, check out that dude up there."
"Hm I dunno, homeless or hipster?"
"Oh shit, totally homeless!"
Extremely tight skinny jeans for both sexes, worn without undergarments for a smooth look. Usually so tight that sitting down is not easy.
Take Levi's 510 jeans, 1 or 2 sizes too small, and shrink more by washing. You now have hipster jeans. Good luck getting them on.
An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.
1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.
Everything that magically attracts hipsters. The newest unknown indie band, your grandmaβs clothes, your self-assembled fixie, and so on. Hipster Gold β Hipster Sold.
Did you hear about this new indie band? That stuff is hipster gold.
A subset of hipster (that does not believe they are hipster) that dresses in REI clothes. Eschewing cigarette pants, fedoras, and veganism, REI hipsters dress in SmartWool tops, Marmot jackets, and jeans, chowing down on the finest bison jerky to fuel their Markleeville Death Ride attempt.
Did you see Melissa today? She's totally channeling her inner REI hipster today.
What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.
"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."
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Hipster sex is when one of the male parties comes, as would any hipster, before it was cool.
"How was that?"
"Pretty awful. He came before it was cool"
"Oh, so it was Hipster sex!"
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