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Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021


Dickless horse

A horse without a dick.

Homie 1: dude,have you seen that horse without a dick in my barn?
Homie 2: yeah dude,the dickless horse.

by Smooth af December 23, 2015


whipped the horse

To hit the horse in order to move faster

The cab driver whipped the horse and the cab disappeared round a corner

by bella.zi July 16, 2017


Horse hocky

A nicer more polite way of saying bullshit.

My cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

by Dirtyborough October 6, 2016


Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022


Are horses useless

horses Most useless thing on the world, planes are clearly better

Are horses useless? Let me explain
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"

"Planes can go supersonic for hours"

by Fauxo June 24, 2021


Gaucho Horse

a horse that likes the spices off cowboy's nuts when they get too lonely

after appling spices to nuts a gaucho horse licks them off

by drunk faggot December 11, 2010