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When a random homeless guy clings to your left theigh and repeatedly rubs your foreskin with a chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donut until ejaculation.
"Dude, my cousin got a Homeless Hump-Free coupon from McDonald's while getting head in the bathroom from Ted Babooshka."
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while rolling up large floor mats one must hump a trash can in order to get enough leverage in order to get the mat perfectly into the trash can.
At the end of each month, Mallory and Hilliary enjoy trash can humping together on Friday afternoons while their boss shakes his head in disbelief.
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female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.
Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?
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The act of finding the fattest chick in sight, go upside down doggy-style till you vinegar stroke, crap in her rolls, then massage your balls into her butt dimples while urinating in her face, on top of a homeless guy. While he's passed out.
Don't forget to crap in her tolls, and the vinegar stroke!
(vinegar stroke is when your about to "go", and it looks like someone poured vinegar in your eye)
It is the. Harlem Hippo Hump
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When you hump someone with clothes on while complementing them at the same time.
generous dry humping; Jennifer, thank you for generously dry humping me. Now its my turn. Make sure to call me daddy
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1:To work very hard to the point of busting the proverbial hump.
2: To engage in back breaking labor.
3:To take a hammer and smash the hump of a hunchback.
"Mom, you really bust your hump over meals."
"Tim, you bust your hump at the construction site."
"Can you move, Igor?" "No, sir, someone's gone and bust my hump." "Someone went and bust your hump? How rude."
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The majestic Mexican midget that picks a special person every weekend to hump the ever loving fuck out of them
I just got a visit from sinor humpty hump
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