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i only love my bed and my mama

It means when you don't care about nothing else but your family and your rest

Drake: "She said she love me, I said I lobe her partly, I only love my bed and my mama, sorry."

by DatKiddNiya February 10, 2018

7πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


i have loved him since we were eighteen

louis tomlinson confessing his undying love for harry styles by changing the lyrics in 18 and turning his entire body to face his one true love

Louis: β€œi have loved him since we were eighteen,”

Harry: β€œsixteen,”

random fan: β€œwhat the FUCK.”

by HS Lover July 15, 2020

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.

Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!

by Mychelle C. July 24, 2005

23πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


I Fell in Love With Mary Jane

Doing/Smoking/Experimenting with Marijuana (also known as Weed, Pot, Cannabis, Ganja, Bud, Etc.) Most often used as smoking Marijuana for the first time (not always used in this way)

Tim: Dude today "I fell in love with Mary Jane."
Bob: No Way! I love her too.

by YourEveryDayGuideToMaryJane October 29, 2011

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

by Kmqq April 22, 2023


Im sick of sex i just want love

When you look past your short term goals.

God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 16, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I😜love❀️my🀞mommyπŸ‘΅yesπŸ˜’IπŸ€ͺDO😈πŸ”₯

Something one of my discord friends said once.

Me:
----------August 8, 2020----------
Ywucki: I😜love❀️my🀞mommyπŸ‘΅yesπŸ˜’IπŸ€ͺDO😈πŸ”₯

by Withering April 19, 2022

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž