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She who spawned the screaming banshee from hell. Oops, sorry. That would be X-mother-in-law.
...the slime oozed from the festering pustules on my x-mother-in-law's face.
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What can go wrong, will go wrong.
If you drop buttered toast, it will always land butter side down... Murphy's Law
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Parkinson's law is an administrative principle that states that work tends to expand in relation to the time available for its completion. From C. Northcote Parkinson, a professor of the University of Malaysia, who first wrote of this law. While Parkinson, like Laurence J. Peter, apparently wrote his book as a satire on administration, unfortunately it turned out to be true.
It's a sad rule of corporations, and universities are not exempt, that the administrative apparatus tends to expand with time. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by stasis in what is accomplished. Parkinson's law holds true.
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A postulate coined by a man named Jan, which states that "If all men are perverted, then all women must be sluttish."
Woman: "What a pervert. Just like every other man."
Man: "So I guess your admitting that you're a slut then."
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "According to Jan's Law, if all men are perverted, then al women must be sluttish."
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A bretheren of lifelong friends who gather to party and have an overall fun time. During these gatherings whenever a drinking rule is proposed the entire group in attendence will make it law via a ritualistic clinky.
Know the scriptures. POPE LAW. *Clink*
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The Law of Niggers clearly states that the "Nigger" in every black person will show sooner or later.
Tiger Woods is a pure example of "The Law of Niggers"
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Perez's law is the inverse of Moore's law. It states: "the stock price any company that Antonio Perez is CEO of, will drop by half every 18 months."
The effect of Perez's Law on Kodak's stock price
$30 2007 beginning
$15 2008 middle
$5 2010 end
$2.50 2011 middle
$1.25 2012 end
.75 2014 middle
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