Man-self

From a meme on deviantArt a man-self is the male version of a female.

Me: This is my man-self, Liam.
Liam: Sup?
Me: He is just like me, but a guy.

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self perv

someone who fantasises about themselves to the point they would rather fornicate with themselves than others

"you're a complete self perv!" "stop being a complete self perv"

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Self Cull

Gathering in groups despite clear warnings against doing so during a pandemic, such as attending church services in person.

Evangelicals are eager to self cull.

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Self-Care

Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls

Hey throw some pizza rolls in the oven, it's a self-care day

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self-deportation

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.

1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.

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note to self

A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.

Note to self, flog Bill with a loaf of bread for that pun.

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Self-empowerment

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.

Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"

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