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A very common alcoholic drink on various Indian reservations (more commonly referred to as 'the rez') in the West. Usually consumed towards the end of the month when federal subsidy check has been spent on high quality liquor such as PBR, Schlitz, Burnett's vodka, and various rums in plastic containers. Indian Kool-Aid is simply made by mixing isopropyl rubbing alcohol and Kool-Aid powder. The sugar masks the terrible taste of the cheap as hell rubbing alcohol. It's fucking sad but fucking true... Before you hate too hard on these poor bastards go to a rez in South Dakota and see how much there is to do and how much hope there is to fill your day.
Alcoholic native moseys over to his neighbor's trailer in the middle of the SoDak prairie. There are no jobs to be had and the only hope he can come by is provided solely from his alcohol-induced fantasies...
"Hey Wildhorse, you g-got anymore of that f-firewater?"
"Naw Eagle-Eye it's all gone. I musta spilt it all out on the bluff last night under the half moon. I'll mix up some "Indian Kool-Aid" tho and we'll go shoot some prairie dogs, eh."
Eagle-Eye ponders the wisdom of this momentarily. The month before he consumed two bottles of rubbing alcohol in a few hours and almost died from the respiratory depression caused by isopropyl alcohol's strong effect on the Central Nervous System.
"That'll work Wildhorse. Mix mine real strong, eh."
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when you do a slovakian traffic cone but with little scrawny kids with no autonomy over their bodies.
"I'm saving up for a trip to India"
"Why"
"So I can contribute to the society"
"How?"
"The good ol' Indian traffic cone, deals with overpopulation"
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The farmer and the Indians is a joke.
There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.
Did you hear the one about the farmer and the Indians?
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When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.
Remember to use your left hand...
You might wanna clean the tub before you take a bath, you used up all the toilet paper so I had to take an indian style shit.
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In First person shooter games like Call of Duty, it is the act of signing off and signing back on when you are doing terrible. Also known as rage quitting. The "Indian Parent" comes from the fact that parents who are Indian tend to have alot of rage.
Yo you're 3-20 man steup your game up!!
Ya man, I think im gonna Indian Parent Quit
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Loud music which is spammed in classes
Me: "Yo! Friend! Play Loud indian music!"
Teacher: "Oh lord"