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Female is hung from the ceiling via rope, then is spun repeatedly until rope is tight. The male lays down under her and releases.
The object is for the female to be spinning on the males penis until satisfaction is reached.
Yo man! maa girl passed out last night we tied that bitch to a rope and Russian Corkscrewed! A twisted way to cum niggah! bitch be barfin
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when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.
edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.
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A medical condtition consisting of a fully erect penis having muscular or structural abnormalities resulting in a penis to curve to the left, right, or up.
Russian Curve or "peyronies disease," Angle of erect penile shaft varies from downwards to upright when man is standing or sitting
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The act of pinching off a piece of poop that's hanging out of your butthole.
"I choked a russian on her chest!"
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When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum.
Guy: What did you do last night?
Girl: I went to SAE.
Guy: How'd that go?
Girl: I got roofied and when I came to, a guy had his dick in my mouth brushing my teeth with his cum and his dick.
Guy: Wow thats fucked up.
Girl: yeah, I apparently got a russian dentist because it is written on my forehead.
Guy: That's why they are called Sexual Assault Expected.
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this isn't a definition, it's just a (disturbingly) humorous tale. It's documented in a recent Darwin Awards - collections of stories where people, either through accidental self-castration or accidental self-homicide, remove themselves from the gene pool - that a police officer was recently a victim of this risky game of chance. however, instead of using a revolver, with only one chamber in six loaded, he was using a semi-automatic pistol, having loaded one round into the magazine and pulled the slide back. some of you can already tell what happened, but let me explain for the rest: with a semi-automatic pistol, the top round in the magazine is automatically (hence a semi-AUTOMATIC pistol) inserted into the chamber. instead of a 1 in 6 chance of shooting himself, the cop had a 1 in 1 chance......
note: i'm not sure if he was intoxicated at the time. also, for more intriguing stories, search with your fav search engine for 'darwin awards'
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When a girls having her period and the guy eats her out and gets blood in his mouth and then the girl gives the guy a blowjob and he cums in her mouth then they spit the blood and the cum together making the color of a candycane.
I couldn't wait till that time of the month so we could have a russian candycane.
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