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Ford isn’t much of a common last name, yet when you run into one you better stay on their good side. Otherwise you’re fucked. A Ford has a temper from hell at times. Trust me, I’m one.
Dude I just met a Ford today.
Be careful bro, I heard a Ford has a temper.
the crappiest american car company except mustang cuz they look cool
Joe: I have a Ford
Me: go kill yourself
A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead
Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
Humorous acronym for Flaming On Road Disaster, Fan Obliterated Radiator Destroyed, or Fifty-year Old Rebuilt Dodge.
Isn't that speeding firetruck a Ford?
F(ast) O(verbuilt) R(oad) D(emon)
Fast Overbuilt Road Demon
Ford
Damn that 08 F-150 is haulin' ass must be that FORD 5.4l Screamin!