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A man-child who makes shit songs and is surrounded with bimbos as yes men. He makes shit content and songs but he doesn't care cause you know, anything for that YouTube money! His fan base also known as the "Jake Paulers" is filled with 12 year olds who write in all caps and can't spell for the life of them, they are probably the most cancerous fan base on YouTube. To make it even worst he proceeds to say "Dab on those haters" as if the dab is still a thing, just like his 'acting career';)
Jake Paul is the main cause of aids
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A complete retard that watches an aids-infested homo named Jack Paul pretend to be a boxer. A lowlife, a scum bag. On par with being a pedophile.
John: hey is that David? I heard he’s a Jake pauler now.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey let’s kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.
John: let’s do it, I’m gonna break his jaw.
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A fucking annoying YouTube and Vine personality who used to be on Bizaardvark, that fucking retarded show on Disney Channel. Also, he wrote the half-assed song It's Everyday Bro which we shouldn't wish on prisoners. Jake Fucking Paul is nothing more than a Jackass wannabe.
Jake Paul is a fucking asshole and a Jackass Wannabe. Johnny Knoxville would want to punch the living shit out of him.
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A porn star with a 9in. dick He works with Lex. Steele
April-He is so hung!
Susie- Yep, just like Jake Steed
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Possibly the greatest treasure hunter EVER. Often accompanied by either big foot, a unicorn or Tom Dooley. Very good at all aspects of life except coloring books. The treausre he has trouble finding however iss Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Mary Jane: Have you ever heard of Jake Odell?
Lucy: No who is he?
Mary Jane: Some kind of a cross between a god and an albino pigmy spider.
Lucy: Me so horny
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Hail baby Jake
He was the creator of all
He built our civilisation
He is the expense of life
Hail our lord
Yogi yogi yaki we sing to him
Our hands raised in salute
His existance is unbreakable
Hail our lord
He comes to us through the prophet Adamo Bertacchi-Morroni
He speakers his word on our televisions
He shows us just some of his power
Hail Baby Jake
Yogi, yogi gia
HA!
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
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