Jess Ball

Blonde with blue eyes. Known to many as barbie (perfect). Has had to go through many experiences but always manages to come through happy and jolly. She has an amazing figure and is known too all the lads and even some girls as 'fit' or 'bang tidy'.

thomas: you seen that Jess Ball
me: no why
thomas: shes bang tidy!

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Jesse Lacey

Frontman for Brand New. Probably the most emo man that has ever lived. Amazing songwriter. Besties with John Nolan.

Jesse Lacey is the emo god.

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Endless Jess

A gay faggot with a shitty youtube channel that couldn't break through 20K subs despite having been making his content for several years now. Is very known for being a hypocritic that can only dish it out but the moment he receives the slightest bit of criticism he lashes out in Endless Sperging.

-Dude, I watched Endless Jess like you said, but it was so unfunny, why would you recommend me this shit?
-Cuz it's funny how he'll sperg when reading this definition.

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Dirty Jesse

That one fat friend you have who likes to E-date everyone and likes to talk shit about you no matter what. They also act like they are tough shit but in reality have a small penis and are the target of most pranks and jokes.

You know this person? Yeah he’s a real Dirty Jesse.

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Massa Jesse

The term "Massa Jesse" was a term used every night in my bedroom; Jesse is this character in a 1800's slave story with mulitple slaves. Jesse then realized the slave were no longer needed so he set them free, but saw something special in one of the slaves: she felt the same way. They got married and and had kids. The slave knew he never wanted slaves because because when they would run away he would never force them to come back or beat them. This term is often used in the black female and white male relationships to steam up sex with each other.

Him: *pounding her*
Her: *moaning*
Him: You like that, take this massa dick
Him: good girl, you want massa jesse to cum in that pussy
Her: yes massa jesse

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Dirty Jesse

THE SMARTEST, BEST, PERSON WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS WHO IS AMAZING AT PLEASURING WOMEN

I wanna fuck Dirty Jesse
Yeah, He is so hot

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Jesse t

some dumdum bubblegum looking ass motherfucking chungus muncher who is gay as fuck and has fucking chungus sized hair and goes around asking if he can eat girls chungi even though they probably don't have any

Jesse t: can I eat ur chungus
some girl: eeewww no I don't have one
jesse t: are you sure

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