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A splash of soap on your armpits and a spritz of cologne! You're ready to go!
I woke up for the day, being too lazy to shower I took a jew bath and went to work.
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The Jew Bomb is another name for the Tripmine in Halo. It's called this because on your map it looks like the star of david.
Dammit Will stop laying down those Jew Bombs everywhere!
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A person from India that is a jew
Man, kenny is such an indian jew
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1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".
Jew: FUCK YOU!
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1.The pennies, nickels and dimes in the bottom of your wallet
2.The pennies, nickels and dimes lying around the house for months, but you don't need them until you realize the pizza will be here in 2 minutes.
Geoff: I only got 5 bucks for the pizza
Alan: Well hes coming in 2 minutes
Geoff: fuck, lets grab all the Jew Change
Alan: Schweet
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1. The ability of Jewish males have to find cheap products
2. Spidey-sense for Jews
3. The ability of Jewish females to find rich Jewish males for the eventual goal of marriage
1. After seeing that bacon was only 15 cents a pound, David's Jew-senses became activated.
2. My Jew-senses are tingling.
3. Even though she didn't like her date, Rachel's Jew-senses got her to go out with him again because he's loaded.
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money or currency, stereotype of jewish wealth.
"yo I'm low on ends, let me get some of that jew paper"
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